


iCrazy Dialogue

by a-jaylovesyou



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-10-08
Updated: 2011-10-08
Packaged: 2015-06-23 01:45:29
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 210
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7447854/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2520067/a-jaylovesyou
Summary: Funny all dialogue oneshot. "Or i'll send my army of ham to eat you."





	iCrazy Dialogue

**Okay, well this is what happens when I'm bored and hyper. Feel free to criticize. **

_italics Is Sam _

Regular is Freddie

"_Fredgeek."_

"Sammy."

"_Where's my ham?" _

"I ate it."

"_I hate you."_

"No, you don't."

"_Fine, I love y- yuggles."_

"Who's Yuggles?"

"_My pet dog."_

"You only have a cat, named Frothy."

"_No, I have a dog named Yuggles." _

"I thought you hated dogs."

"_Only on Mondays." _

"It is Monday."

"_No… Its flarpday!"_

"What's Flarpday?"

"_A day to…Flarp." _

"And what is Flarp."

"_A day to be mean to Freddork." _

"So, now there's a day named after me? How nice."

"_Don't get cocky Benson." _

"Whadya gonna do bout it?"

"_Send my army of ham to eat you." _

"You have an army of ham?"

"_Yes. Now shut up and buy me ham." _

"Make me."

"_Go, or I'll make soup out of your liver." _

"Gross."

"_No, it makes me want food." _

"Sam? Why are you coming close with that hungry look in your eyes?"

"_I told you… I'm hungry." _

"Fine! I'll go buy you ham! Just don't eat me!"

"_Hmmmm.."_

"Bye."

**Weellll, I wrote that in two minutes, and it probably stinks. But it's supposed to be funny. Please review!**


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